The dryer died but I have an outside line.
I'm saving energy but it's a pain in the rear
Carrying wet clothes up the basement stairs.
Thank goodness the clothesline's near.
It doesn't take long for things to dry
Hanging up there above grass and ants,
But tell me this, little birdie -
Why did you have to poop on my pants?
Unraveling Oliver - Liz Nugent
11 hours ago